Spiritual Pun Lover Pillows

"We just put in this bar last month."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Peach flirting with a banana.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Literate Dogs.

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Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

Larry's Literary Market.

'You give me goose bumps!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

Third eye