Spiritual Pun Lovers Pillows

Third eye

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

Pavement artist.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."