Spiritual Pun Lovers Gifts

Third eye

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

Pavement artist.

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.