Celestial Pun Lovers Gifts

"I think that I've discovered the first comet with a pony tail."

"Good game."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Third eye

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

'Moon'

Benedict XVI Resigns.

Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall

Space: A Venn Diagram

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

'I still feel empty.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

'Frankly, your credit score concerns me.'

"What about change? Do you have any change in your pockets?"

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'