Celestial Pun Enthusiast Gifts

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

He says he needs space.

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

Space: A Venn Diagram

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

A North pole dancer.

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

'I still feel empty.'

"Are you sure you're in the right place?"

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

Ass-tronauts.

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."