Celestial Pun Enthusiast Mugs

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

"Good game."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

He says he needs space.

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

A North pole dancer.

'I still feel empty.'

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"Are you sure you're in the right place?"

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

Ass-tronauts.

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

'Frankly, your credit score concerns me.'

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

"What about change? Do you have any change in your pockets?"

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."