Space Pun Enthusiast Mugs

He says he needs space.

"It finally happened. Someone named a planet 'Butthole'."

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

Ass-tronauts.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

First space criminal investigation

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Chalk Bored

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

"Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think."

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

Caution unstable molecules.

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."