Space Pun Enthusiast Mugs

He says he needs space.

"It finally happened. Someone named a planet 'Butthole'."

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

Ass-tronauts.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

First attempt at the Big Bang

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

First space criminal investigation

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Chalk Bored

Pluto

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think."

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'