Celestial Pun Lovers Prints

"I think that I've discovered the first comet with a pony tail."

"Good game."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Third eye

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall

Space: A Venn Diagram

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Benedict XVI Resigns.

'Moon'

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

'I still feel empty.'

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'