Biblical Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"One supreme."

'Remember the Battle of Jericho, sir...where the walls came tumbling down?'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Moses' Tablet

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Have your people call my people."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Jesus is talking again with the tax collectors. We must be close to the fiscal year end."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'