Biblical Pun Enthusiast Prints

Moses led the Israelites, a stiff-necked people, out of Egypt after their Cairo-practic exams.

"One supreme."

'Remember the Battle of Jericho, sir...where the walls came tumbling down?'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Moses' Tablet

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Have your people call my people."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Moses and the bridge.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?