Biblical Pun Lover Pillows

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"The boss created paradise, he created us, why can't he create someone who can handle a lawnmower?!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

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Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Literate Dogs.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'You give me goose bumps!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Pavement artist.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."