Biblical Pun Lover Gifts

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"The boss created paradise, he created us, why can't he create someone who can handle a lawnmower?!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Literate Dogs.

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Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

I'm starting to think you keep working on that thing just to avoid talking to me.

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."