Humorous Pastor Gifts

Searching for a humorous pastor gift? Our collection of witty and funny items includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that humorously highlight the joys and quirks of pastoral life. Perfect for pastors who love to laugh and connect with their congregation through humor, these gifts bring a smile while honoring their faith and dedication.

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Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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Support group for sheep.

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"It's cool – God told us to!"

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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Monk Prompt

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How's my sermon. . .

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The ten ammendments

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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"...and in conclusion..."

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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'Even More Disciples'

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Bishops Snooker

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'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.' mockup

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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Finger puppets in church.

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"He's dumbing down the sermons again." mockup

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

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Priest with the Pet Devil.

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.' mockup

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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Church restrooms

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'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?' mockup

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

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"He was much more effective in the field."

"He was much more effective in the field." mockup

"He was much more effective in the field."

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.' mockup

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

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Minister Starts at a New Church

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Applause

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Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week mockup

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

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Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE! mockup

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

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'Great escapism, Reverend!'

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'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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Humorous Pastor Gifts Collection

Humorous Pastor Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous pastor mugs and find the perfect funny gift that celebrates their faith with a smile.

Humorous Pastor Pillows

Check out our humorous pastor pillows, adding a comfy and comical touch to their home or office decor.

Humorous Pastor Prints

Browse our amusing and faith-filled pastor prints to inspire joy and laughter in their living or workspace.

Humorous Pastor T-Shirts

Discover witty and funny pastor t-shirts designed to bring humor and faith together in stylish, playful ways.