Humorous Pastor Prints

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Support group for sheep.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Monk Prompt

How's my sermon. . .

The ten ammendments

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"...and in conclusion..."

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Even More Disciples'

Bishops Snooker

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Finger puppets in church.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"He was much more effective in the field."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Applause

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'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'