Pastoral Humorist Prints

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

Cow shadows.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Support group for sheep.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"You call this a constitution?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Pope tarts.

Monk Prompt

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

How's my sermon. . .

"...and in conclusion..."

The ten ammendments

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Sermon Applause.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Bishops Snooker