Quirky Pastor Prints

Inspire with art prints that celebrate faith and humor—perfect for decorating their office or home, bringing joy and personality into their everyday environment.

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Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns. mockup

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

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Chase me, chase me cows.

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee." mockup

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

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Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.' mockup

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

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'Can you just send the digital copy?' mockup

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

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"He's dumbing down the sermons again." mockup

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

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'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?' mockup

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

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'Man, I'm bombing,'

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'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

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"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..." mockup

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

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Excommunicate Me.

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'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.' mockup

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

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"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

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Early Ram Raids

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'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.' mockup

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

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"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?" mockup

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

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Off the wall legal advisor.

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'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.'

'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.' mockup

'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.'

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'I'm terribly mixed up.'

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Holy Water and Ice Blocks

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"A representative from headquarters to see you, sir."

"A representative from headquarters to see you, sir." mockup

"A representative from headquarters to see you, sir."

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Instant Baptisms

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Exorcism and Other Jobs.

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Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve.

Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve. mockup

Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve.

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'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.' mockup

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

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Beach psychiatrist.

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The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.' mockup

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

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"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare." mockup

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

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'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.' mockup

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

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Quirky Pastor Prints Collection

Quirky Pastor Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs featuring clever, faith-inspired designs—an ideal gift for the quirky pastor to enjoy their favorite beverage with a smile.

Quirky Pastor Pillows

Discover plush pillows with funny and uplifting messages—perfect for adding personality and comfort to your quirky pastor’s space.

Quirky Pastor T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts that celebrate faith and fun—great for pastors who like to share their joyful spirit through fashion.