Quirky Spiritual Leader Prints

"A representative from headquarters to see you, sir."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Priest

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Guru.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"