Prophecy Pundit Pillows

"The prophecy!"

The End Of The Block Is Near

Man celebrating the year 2000 gloats over Nostradamus's grave

The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Torturing the English Language

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'