Prophecy Pundits Prints

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Skeptic Tank.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Final Merger'

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

World Health Organization

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.