Weather Forecasting Mugs

'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Political bias in the weather channel

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

"Now, the long running forecast for the coming Ashes series.. "

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

'That's except for viewers in Scotland who have their own weather... '

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"

"I wonder what the temperature is!"

"Now I know how Al Roker feels!"

Your new downsized national weather service forecast:

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you!"

Robot looking at weather on a crystal ball on a computer screen.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'The mist is clearing.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Ew, kid, we really can't take your 'bottom dollar'.'

Extreme weather hits America.

Snow is on the way!

"I wasn't expecting overcast today."

"Alright, follow you EURO weather model. I'm sticking with the good old made-in-America GFS computer forecast!"

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

"According to my weather app, we only have to wait here for another 6 weeks for snow."

Unwanted weather forecast

'Yes, you are right...the snow flakes are getting bigger.'

"Does this outfit say 'Global warming is here but I'm not going to admit it?'"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

"She's been upgraded to a named storm, and we all know how she did that!"

"I bet if the Weather Service was privatized, they could finally do something about the weather."

"How can a TV station that has twice as many meteorologists as reporters still get the weather forecast wrong...?"