Rain Predictor Gifts

"I want to be a meteorologist when I grow up. That way I can be wrong half the time and still keep my job."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Giraffe Umbrella

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Frog in the puddles.

Man showing in the rain.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Raining

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Frogs

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."