Weather Reports Gifts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Are you made of sugar?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"It's such a lovely day!"

Snow flake

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Raincloud Umbrella

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Good News about winter

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

A little something aside for a rainy day

A sure sign of rain