Weather Reporting Gifts

'Looks pretty muddy out there today.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Captain in a storm

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Natural Disasters

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

A sure sign of rain

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Giant Snowflake.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."