Weather Reporting Prints

Call if "information about the season's first snowfall," not "flake news"!

'Looks pretty muddy out there today.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Natural Disasters

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Captain in a storm

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Man showing in the rain.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

A sure sign of rain

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Giant Snowflake.