Weather Reporter Prints

Happy Birthday Cake.

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

'Unusual weather for June'

With our new superfast computers we can get the forecast wrong TWICE as fast as we used to...MET OFFICE

"Got it!"

The Panic Forecast

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Snow globe

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

"Ease up on the gas - you're flooding it."

'Today's weather. . . storm clouds over most of the east. . . computer data clouds over California. . .'

Cold Weather: 'So nothing new?'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Queen and Price Philip at home.

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"We sure appreciate your doing all you can to make the weather interesting, Herb!"

'The signs are we're in for a long, cold winter...'

'Bad news, weather and sports...'

'This camera is particularly good if you're a storm chaser.'

'Henry, all of that is on the Weather Channel.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Sky's are clear today with a very good chance of drones...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Russian News Protest

European Heatwave

Poet in Hiding

The Art of Bantering!

Bulletin at Malibu

Weather-Network Bulletin