Weather Reporter Prints

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

With our new superfast computers we can get the forecast wrong TWICE as fast as we used to...MET OFFICE

The Panic Forecast

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

Queen and Price Philip at home.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Today's weather. . . storm clouds over most of the east. . . computer data clouds over California. . .'

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

Cold Weather: 'So nothing new?'

Snow globe

"Ease up on the gas - you're flooding it."

Your new downsized national weather service forecast:

"I will let you know about the road conditions as soon as I can see the road."

"We're expecting some major accumulation."

Weather-Network Bulletin

Bulletin at Malibu

Teen Weather

The Art of Bantering!

Poet in Hiding

"We go now to our White House correspondent... Jim? Jim?"

European Heatwave

Russian News Protest

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Breaking news: the sky is still falling!"

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"We sure appreciate your doing all you can to make the weather interesting, Herb!"

'Sky's are clear today with a very good chance of drones...'

'First, a word about yesterday...'