Weather Correspondent Prints

'The bad news is that it is quite balmy today, the good news is my lips have never been more kissable.'

Seattle Media Reacts to Snow Forecast!

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Press Freedom

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Weather channel.

The Reason for Storms

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Snow globe

Weather today.

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Iraq War Correspondency on a Budget

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

Pop star weather report.

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

Walken On Clouds

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

The Art of Bantering!

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'