Weather Correspondent T-Shirts

'The bad news is that it is quite balmy today, the good news is my lips have never been more kissable.'

Seattle Media Reacts to Snow Forecast!

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Press Freedom

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

The Reason for Storms

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

Snow globe

Walken On Clouds

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"See a trend?"

Pop star weather report.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

The Art of Bantering!

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'