Weather Analyst Gifts

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Ferguson takes pride in naming hurricanes after his ex-wives.'

'You're a bit premature. We don't even know if it's a boy or a girl.'

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

Hurricane Mac

TV 7 Weather

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

A storm is blowing gas prices higher

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

A seaside painter of tidal waves is swamped by wave.

"It says it might be a bit warmer tomorrow!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Global Warmer 2000.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."