Weather Analyst Gifts

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Ferguson takes pride in naming hurricanes after his ex-wives.'

'You're a bit premature. We don't even know if it's a boy or a girl.'

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

Hurricane Mac

TV 7 Weather

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

A storm is blowing gas prices higher

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

A seaside painter of tidal waves is swamped by wave.

"It says it might be a bit warmer tomorrow!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Global Warmer 2000.

A sure sign of rain

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

The Reason for Storms

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'