Weather Specialist Gifts

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

Raincloud Umbrella

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"So, you think it's ok that Donald Trump won't listen to climate scientists?"

Office Weather

How Glaciations Begin

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.