Atmosphere Analyst Gifts

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

Painting clouds

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

The Troposhere

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Gang Green

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

History of Gasoline.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

A seaside painter of tidal waves is swamped by wave.

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

Windsock