Atmosphere Analyst Gifts

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Painting clouds

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Gang Green

"Is it always so cloudy?"

The Troposhere

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

Monitoring the Air Quality

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

History of Gasoline.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Windsock

A seaside painter of tidal waves is swamped by wave.