Atmospheric Studies Gifts

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Painting clouds

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"AI"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

How Glaciations Begin

Office Weather

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Mother nature takes her course.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'