Atmosphere Gifts

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Office Weather

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Mother nature takes her course.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Weather today.

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'How was your holiday?'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"See a trend?"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'