Bar Atmosphere Gifts

'The first one that lays a paw on me gets my initials engraved on his nose.'

Pina Coladas

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"You want your olive?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Thank you, Sir."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Raw Piano Bar

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Beer

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!