Bar Atmosphere Prints

'The first one that lays a paw on me gets my initials engraved on his nose.'

Pina Coladas

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"You want your olive?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Ostrich Bar

Raw Piano Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Thank you, Sir."

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Beer