Mystical Atmosphere Enthusiast Gifts

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

At the end of the rainbow

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

You are everywhere.

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Whoops!'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'