Creepy Atmospheres Lover Gifts

'Stop staring at me!!!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Don't be shy. We're real casual around here."

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

The two friends

They're so thoughtful

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Zombie crossing

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

Windsock

Racing road signs

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

'How is the ambience prepared?'

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

I could only find a couple of pillowcases.

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