Spooky Scenarios Lover Gifts

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Monster Baseball

Date Night

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"We have a favor to ask."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

Evil Villain.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.