Creepy Atmospheres Lover Pillows

'Stop staring at me!!!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Don't be shy. We're real casual around here."

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

The two friends

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Zombie crossing

Windsock

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Racing road signs

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

'How is the ambience prepared?'

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

Types of Winter Trees.

Night Before Christmas