Romantic Atmosphere Admirer Pillows

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

Bear Costume

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Love Birds love just being together

Romantic Tree Carving

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Don't be shy. We're real casual around here."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Perfect Match

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Barbara Cartland

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

The two friends

A shared passion

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Blarney Stone Romance

They're so thoughtful