Romantic Atmosphere Curator Pillows

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Bear Costume

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Don't be shy. We're real casual around here."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

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Perfect Match

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

A Woman's Conquests.

Love

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

I love what you've done with the place.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

The two friends

A couple in love

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.

Valentine

Jeff had actually ordered Aromatic Duck

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'