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"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Bear Costume

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

"Don't be shy. We're real casual around here."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

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The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

A Woman's Conquests.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

I love what you've done with the place.

A couple in love

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Love

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

The two friends

They're so thoughtful

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.

Jeff had actually ordered Aromatic Duck

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'