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"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

Ghost School.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Don't be shy. We're real casual around here."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

They're so thoughtful

The two friends

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

Man turns into an angel.

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

Halloween pumpkin

Windsock

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

'How is the ambience prepared?'

Night Before Christmas

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'Stop staring at me!!!'

Heaven II

'. . . I just love the smell of wet earth, don't you?'