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'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

You are everywhere.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

The Raven - The Study at Night