Romantic Comedy Admirer Pillows

'I really think I could have loved you... if only you could talk like a normal person.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"Look....I'm gonna need a lot more tongue than that."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Snow White

Stage Realism

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Falls In Love

"I like Sophie but she is the wrong side of six while..."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"I didn't have this in mind when you said you'd make breakfast in bed!"

Blarney Stone Romance

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

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"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

TV jester.

Falstaff

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet