Romantic Comedy Enjoyer Pillows

"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

University Soapflakes

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Right here's fine."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

A Prickly Pair

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.