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"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'

"Your best man hasn't shown up either. Probably just a coincidence."

'This next one is about a man, a woman, a really, really, big-screen TV, and a mountain of credit card debt.'

' Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

Cupid's eye test.

"Please stop looking at me like now I'm gonna propose."

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Fear of commitment.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

A Wedding Day Promise.

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'Let's face it George, we'll never see eye to eye.'

Giraffes sneaking a kiss behind bosses back

Woman shopping for greeting cards in the "Valentine's Day" section sees a category labeled "Inappropriate Relationships".

Tom prepares for his hot date.

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Don't look now, but there's my former flame.'

'Who ordered the steak with garlic sauce...?'

"Say those three little words you think I need to hear."

'This theatre plays a lot of chick flicks.'

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

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The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

Rapunzel Plot Twist

"Can your Ted come belle ringing tonight?"

'It's nothing personal. I've just broken up with an owl and i'm not ready for another inter-species relationship yet.'

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

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