Comedy Duo Admirer Pillows

Laurel and Hardy.

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Falstaff

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

TV jester.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

On the brink.

Cow's straw

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'