Weather Studies Gifts

Chicken in the Rain

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Painting clouds

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"AI"

How Glaciations Begin

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'