Air Quality Analyst Gifts

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Polluted geese

Man using to much bug spray

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Fumes from furniture

False encouragement.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Gang Green

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

Air freshener - pollution.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

The Environmentalist

Ecological electricity

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Ah, those were great days. The Pre-Accountability Era.'

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

History of Gasoline.

Protection against coronavirus and contamination

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

"And they call themselves intelligent?!"