Air Quality Analyst Gifts

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Man using to much bug spray

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Fumes from furniture

False encouragement.

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

Air freshener - pollution.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Gang Green

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

The Environmentalist

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

Ecological electricity

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Ah, those were great days. The Pre-Accountability Era.'

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

History of Gasoline.

Protection against coronavirus and contamination

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."