Weather Reports T-Shirts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Are you made of sugar?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Raincloud Umbrella

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Sunbathing in Autumn

A little something aside for a rainy day

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Man showing in the rain.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'